This was the week the man
Changed his mind about mass deportation.
There will not be a total ban
Of Muslims, only extreme filtration.
And the week the nominee was unhorsed
By a revelatory video that hit
And The New York Times was forced
To print words that were not fit.
He was 59 and talking about his great luck
With women who were celebrity-struck
And how he was free to be a schmuck --
A cartoon, a strutting squawking Donald Duck.
A role model, but for what role?