So Canada, eh?
That's Plan B, apparently, as Super Tuesday primary results came in this week and Americans were forced to consider the real possibility of President Trump.
I mean, two words on the Canada plan: Justin Trudeau.
And if he isn't an adorable enough reason to go north, how about the new prime minister's 50-percent female cabinet? "Because it's 2015," he explained, when asked why he made the revolutionary decision to opt for actual gender parity, rather than window dressing, when he picked his top advisers.
"Move to Canada" searches on Google spiked more than 1,000 percent this week.
The Canadian Embassy's website crashed after returns came in from Super Tuesday.
Realtors in lovely Cape Breton Island - after a local radio personality created the website "Cape Breton if Donald Trump Wins" - received calls from Americans interested in home prices.
The Mayflower moving company saw a surge in traffic on the "Moving to Canada" section of its website, company spokeswoman Melissa Sullivan said.