I know, it seems outrageous, But it's getting a lot of attention on some very respectable Web pages - which mainstream media won't mention:
Donald Trump was not born in Queens,
He was born in the Philippines,
In a hotel in downtown Manila.
Where his hair turned bright vanilla
Due to vitamin deficiencies.
His mom and dad were Celanese
And left him with Franciscan nuns
At the age of fourteen months.
Adopted on the 3rd of June
By a real estate tycoon
Who took the little boy away
To a mansion in the U.S.A.