Alexandra Petri

01/17/2017 - 2:00pm

    Donald Trump has been blessed with two tall and healthy adult sons who have slain numerous wild beasts using only sticks that spit fire. They are married to human women, and their hair is sleek and glossy like the back of a marmot. They possess the right number of teeth. Donald Trump loves to speak to them and give them his counsel, and the one great...

01/15/2017 - 9:00am

    In case you are just now waking up from a coma, let me tell you what happened Wednesday at Donald Trump's first press conference as president-elect. (Yes, that Donald Trump! He will be the next president!)

    First, he has decided that his official...

01/12/2017 - 9:00am

    "'It may be that [Donald Trump] is more suited to intelligence briefings essentially in the form of tweets - short, punchy statements that leave out some of the nuances but give him the core message without giving him the sense of being talked down to or getting repetitive text,' [David...

01/02/2017 - 3:00pm

    We have nearly escaped 2016. Good riddance, pestilent year! Everything that has gone wrong has been your fault.

    2017 will be nothing like that.

    First off, no more celebrities will be allowed to...

12/29/2016 - 5:00pm

    Roy Cohn was dead, to begin with.

    There will be nothing remarkable in the tale which I am about to relate unless you are entirely convinced of that.

    And the door-knocker was a perfectly ordinary...

12/14/2016 - 10:00am

    If there is one thing that I learned from Pizzagate, it is that we are working much, much too hard to find conspiracies.

    No one was hurt, thank goodness, when a man showed up at the Comet Ping Pong restaurant this week with a gun in an effort to...

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