Alexandra Petri

07/23/2016 - 12:00am

    Cleveland -- The marriage of Donald Trump and Indiana Gov. Mike Pence is not off to a great start.

    Donald Trump introduced Pence as his running mate as if it were a painful duty, in a series of long digressions about himself that he had to keep dragging...

07/14/2016 - 4:00pm

    Donald Trump seems to be having some trouble with stars lately, if this recent tweet is any indication: Dishonest media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or plain star!

07/13/2016 - 2:00pm

    Some people on the Internet seem to be confused. "In the aftermath of twelve people being tragically shot for no reason in Dallas," they wonder, "how will Black Lives Matter be able to continue being upset about people getting tragically shot for no...

07/05/2016 - 9:00am

            Ah, the veepstakes, that time-honored tradition. Not to be confused with Trump Steaks. Trump Steaks are a form of bull with a fancy label; veepstakes are the process whereby you designate someone else to put a fancy label on your bull.


07/04/2016 - 10:00am

            The internet is in mourning.

            The Toast, beloved source of all things that are good, shuttered July 1.


06/29/2016 - 11:00am

    Dang it, Britain, we thought you had things under control.

    We were supposed to be the place where everything was on fire. You were supposed to keep calm and carry on. Were all of those posters a lie?

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