Alexandra Petri

04/19/2016 - 5:00pm

    It is getting to be awfully late, and John Kasich is still here.

    At first it seemed fine. Florida was fun. Even Ohio was fun. Everyone running around, debating, placing ads everywhere, fighting for votes. But when Donald Trump said that he was going to take...

03/14/2016 - 10:00am

    Please make these debates stop. I'm not having fun any more. Please let me out of this deep well. And stop giving me lotion. I don't want any more lotion. I just want to go one night without watching a dang debate....

03/10/2016 - 9:00am

    The Holy Grail has one up on the Establishment Lane. At least someone was able to find the Holy Grail.

    Marco Rubio has not been so lucky.

    Did you know...

03/10/2016 - 8:00am

    "House of Cards" is back. And just in time to offer an escape from the hilarious dystopia of our actual politics into the utopian vision of a politics where, if things go wrong, it is because an evil someone behind the scenes knows what he or she is doing....

03/06/2016 - 9:00pm

    Is Chris Christie okay?

    I believe that Donald Trump was talking, Tuesday night, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie's eyes.

03/02/2016 - 12:00am

    Hello? Is this customer support?

    Oh, thank God.

    This is the Republican Party. We purchased a "Donald" a few months ago.

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