Alexandra Petri

05/25/2016 - 8:00am

    If Bernie Sanders and his supporters complained about other things the way they complain about the fairness of the Democratic presidential primary process:

    Chess: This game is rigged. The pawns get to move almost NOWHERE, whereas the QUEEN (DETECT ANY...

04/30/2016 - 1:00pm

    It should be a new rule of the campaign that Donald Trump is allowed to give speeches only with a member of the Christie family standing behind him and making faces. (One will do, but both are preferable.)


04/19/2016 - 5:00pm

    It is getting to be awfully late, and John Kasich is still here.

    At first it seemed fine. Florida was fun. Even Ohio was fun. Everyone running around, debating, placing ads everywhere, fighting for votes....

04/12/2016 - 10:00am

    Usually it is fine not to have any idea what you are talking about.

    But for a presidential candidate it can be a little awkward.

    Asked by Bob Woodward...

04/05/2016 - 7:00am

    It's Tuesday, March 29, 2016, and facts are dead.

    They had a good run.

    It used to be that when people said "Who are you going to believe, me,...

03/29/2016 - 2:00pm

    Note: This came to me in a dream and I have transcribed it as faithfully as possible, as my hair turned slowly white with horror. The drawing above is the most faithful representation I have found of the being that whispered these things to me in an unspeakable and...

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