Alexandra Petri

08/25/2016 - 8:00am

    Finally!

    Take that, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Mr. You Are Entitled To Your Own Opinion, But Not Your Own Facts. Fact-check rating: Entirely false. You are entitled to your own set of facts. It's the logical next step in the American Dream. You deserve...

07/13/2016 - 2:00pm

    Some people on the Internet seem to be confused. "In the aftermath of twelve people being tragically shot for no reason in Dallas," they wonder, "how will Black Lives Matter be able to continue being upset about people getting tragically shot for no...

07/05/2016 - 9:00am

            Ah, the veepstakes, that time-honored tradition. Not to be confused with Trump Steaks. Trump Steaks are a form of bull with a fancy label; veepstakes are the process whereby you designate someone else to put a fancy label on your bull.

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07/04/2016 - 10:00am

            The internet is in mourning.

            The Toast, beloved source of all things that are good, shuttered July 1.

            The...

06/29/2016 - 11:00am

    Dang it, Britain, we thought you had things under control.

    We were supposed to be the place where everything was on fire. You were supposed to keep calm and carry on. Were all of those posters a lie?

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06/24/2016 - 10:00am

    What do you have to do to be fired from the Trump campaign?

    Word emerged on Monday that Donald Trump had parted ways with his famously contentious campaign manager Corey Lewandowski. "The Donald J....

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