Alexandra Petri

08/18/2016 - 5:00pm

    This has been quite a week for Donald Trump. But how is it playing on Team Hillary? A glimpse at her team's group chat.

    Time: 2:04 AM

    In Chat: Hillary, Ready4Hillary

06/21/2016 - 1:00pm

    Marco Rubio never claimed to enjoy serving in the Senate. Indeed, quite the opposite. (Some sample quotes: "I'm not missing votes because I'm on vacation. I'm running for president so that the votes they take in the Senate are actually meaningful again...

06/15/2016 - 9:00am

    A great relationship can be ruined by a lousy breakup. Instead of remembering the many wonderful times you had together, when he taught you that "socialist" was not a dirty word, took you to inspiring rallies with great soundtracks and urged you to take down...

06/12/2016 - 1:00pm

    (Clinton climbs to the mizzenmast and emits an hour-long sigh of relief.)




06/01/2016 - 5:00pm

    (We may never get to see the transcript of the chat going on among the Hillary Clinton team right now, but I can only assume that were it leaked, it would go something like this.)


05/25/2016 - 8:00am

    If Bernie Sanders and his supporters complained about other things the way they complain about the fairness of the Democratic presidential primary process:

    Chess: This game is rigged. The pawns get to move...

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