Alexandra Petri

02/17/2017 - 1:00pm

    To call this past weekend in the Trump administration a garbage fire would be a disservice to garbage fires, which at least shed light and get rid of garbage.

    The Trump administration is doing exactly what I do when I try to assemble Ikea furniture, in the sense that it has clearly not consulted...

01/02/2017 - 3:00pm

    We have nearly escaped 2016. Good riddance, pestilent year! Everything that has gone wrong has been your fault.

    2017 will be nothing like that.

    First off, no more celebrities will be allowed to...

12/29/2016 - 5:00pm

    Roy Cohn was dead, to begin with.

    There will be nothing remarkable in the tale which I am about to relate unless you are entirely convinced of that.

    And the door-knocker was a perfectly ordinary...

12/14/2016 - 10:00am

    If there is one thing that I learned from Pizzagate, it is that we are working much, much too hard to find conspiracies.

    No one was hurt, thank goodness, when a man showed up at the Comet Ping Pong restaurant this week with a gun in an effort to...

12/10/2016 - 2:00pm

    Congratulations! The American people have given you the formidable responsibility of assembling a Cabinet. The best Cabinet ever, you promised! And with none of the problems of previous Cabinets. And without any ties to plutocrats or the grotesque handful of corporations, like Goldman Sachs, that are...

11/27/2016 - 6:00pm

    "After meeting with Mr. Trump . . . Mr. Obama realized the Republican needs more guidance. He plans to spend more time with his successor than presidents typically do, people familiar with the matter said."

    -- The Wall Street Journal

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