Alexandra Petri

06/24/2016 - 10:00am

    What do you have to do to be fired from the Trump campaign?

    Word emerged on Monday that Donald Trump had parted ways with his famously contentious campaign manager Corey Lewandowski. "The Donald J. Trump Campaign for President, which has set a historic...

03/29/2016 - 2:00pm

    Note: This came to me in a dream and I have transcribed it as faithfully as possible, as my hair turned slowly white with horror. The drawing above is the most faithful representation I have found of the being that whispered these things to me in an unspeakable and...

03/25/2016 - 1:00pm

    Lately, I have been receiving not-so-subtle signals from everyone who has ever met me: they have finally discovered what ails me.

    I am an incorrigible punster. "Incorrigible" is one of those words...

03/15/2016 - 10:00am

    The concept of Donald Trump delivering famous speeches has been tried before, but when it was tried before, he had not gotten up in front of the American people after winning Michigan and Mississippi on Semi-Super Tuesday and delivered an hour-long infomercial for...

03/14/2016 - 10:00am

    Please make these debates stop. I'm not having fun any more. Please let me out of this deep well. And stop giving me lotion. I don't want any more lotion. I just want to go one night without watching a dang debate....

03/10/2016 - 9:00am

    The Holy Grail has one up on the Establishment Lane. At least someone was able to find the Holy Grail.

    Marco Rubio has not been so lucky.

    Did you know...

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