John Young

12/05/2016 - 7:00pm

    It turns out our ambitions were quite similar, Donald Trump’s and mine.

    We were both interested in acquiring a franchise – a business opportunity.

    I always had an affection for Orange Julius and its one-trick-pony stands at malls. I...

10/21/2016 - 6:00pm

    It comes with the ticking parcel that Republican voters left on our doorstep, but we’ve focused way too much lately on what a Twitter hashtag fest -- #TrumpDrSeuss -- has christened The Deplorax.

    He of the orange hair and a thousand calculated...

10/15/2016 - 9:00am

    The NFL’s ratings are down. Fox Sports commentator Colin Cowherd says he knows why. It’s not about quality of play or sidelined quarterbacks.

    “It’s Donald Trump.” People are tuning out football for that guy.

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10/07/2016 - 4:00pm

    Wait, wait. Did I hear what I just heard? Did you?

    Donald Trump paid no income taxes over an 18-year period?

    “That makes me smart,” says he. Not just smart. Brilliant.

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09/24/2016 - 7:00pm

    A lot of people have said a lot of things about Donald Trump's deficiencies, but the most succinct may be this: "beyond repair."

    What loose cannon would say such a thing about Trump? Surely it is someone swimming in partisan passion,...

09/16/2016 - 3:00pm

    We interrupt non-stop coverage about what happens during an NFL national anthem to bring news that actually might matter.

    (By the way, ending that national anthem crisis is simple, says my wife: Stop televising it. Three national annoyances go away...

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