Rex Huppke

12/19/2015 - 8:00am

    An exclusive look at the Trump Family Christmas Newsletter:

    Dear family and friends, except any of you loser dopes who have said anything bad about me this year, you're low-energy and pathetic and it's really a wonder anybody likes you, you're...

12/24/2014 - 4:03pm

    At this point, we all know the true meaning of Christmas.

    That kid from "Peanuts" -- the one with the blanket -- gives us a lecture every year when we watch "A Charlie Brown...

03/20/2014 - 2:36pm

    Every night before bed, I ask God to protect us from scientists.

    Apparently I haven't been praying hard enough, as I awoke the other morning to this headline: "Scientists revive giant 30,000-year-old virus from Siberian permafrost."

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