It's time to take the sexy out of Halloween and return the holiday to kids
The sexy pirate wriggled her way between a phalanx of Stormtroopers, linked arms with them and stuck a bare leg out - red carpet style - for a photo.
"Why is she dressed like that?" asked my 9-year-old son, who was waiting in line to take his photo with the Star Wars battalion. "She just looks - disturbing. Pirates don't dress like that. She's not even wearing pants."
Or much else.