Lettuce Look at Some Prices

    I was resting at home when Marshbaum called to ask if I wanted to go with him to look at the lettuce.

    “The supermarket’s got lettuce for less than two bucks a head,” he said enthusiastically.

    “What’s so unusual about that?”

    “Because it’s going to be extinct in a few weeks.”

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