A Pope You Can Eat

    The pope, a porn star and a parrot walk into a bar.

    Well, almost. Their point of intersection just a week and a half ago was actually St. Peter's Square, and "porn star" stretches things: The performer in question was reportedly a former male stripper who had graduated to racy movies and, this being Italy, was once head of his town council. Sounds like prime minister material to me. A chip off the old Silvio.

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